Robbie, as he will now be called by the Chelsea-Mad faitfhful, will be a welcome attacking addition to the side who have already brought in Deco from Barcelona.
Word coming from Spain is that the Brazilian is feeling unloved at Real. All Chelsea have to do to make him feel loved is to double his basic wages and throw in a few first class return flights to Brazil.
I would feel loved if that happened to me.
Robbie could be a Chelsea player by the end of the week.
Our other Robbie - FA Cup goal-scoring hero and former player Robbie Di Matteo appears favourite to join MK Dons as manager.
Italian Robbie, of course scored the quickest goal in a Wembley FA Cup Final back in the day when Roman Abramovich was just an ordinary man starting out on his business career. Bet none of you knew Chelsea had a past that went beyond 2003.
Good luck to Robbie and good luck and big hugs to Robbie - you know who's who.